A little about me and this site:

I started this page on my friend Eric's server, Roxanne, while we were attending Centre College. This page has remained, with occasional tweaks and upgrades, ever since. I graduated in 1996 with majors in history and philosophy and decided that since I was dangerously close to getting a real life, I needed to spend some time slacking off in Japan, teaching English conversation for Nova. However, after 18 months it became clear that teaching English, although easy and occasionally enjoyable, was threatening to become a real job. So after an ill-fated jaunt across Europe, I returned home. I eventually settled in Oklahoma City, much to my surprise and dismay, where I now work as a Computer Technician for Oklahoma City University.

To find out even MORE about me and my endlessly fascinating life, check out my resumé on my Will Think for Food Page.

You might be wondering why I call myself the Slacker King. (Or maybe you couldn't care less, in which case you can safely skip this paragraph.) When I was in college and I noticed my friends were futzing around on the campus network rather than studying, I would send a one-word instant message: "Slacker!" Clearly, my friends would point out, if I had nothing better to do than wait for them to log in and send annoying messages, I must be the biggest slacker of all. Who am I to argue with logic? So I declared myself the Slacker King. Besides, no one else seems to want the title...

Feel free to poke around my little corner of the Web for as long as you like. I am a benevolent king. You'll find all kinds of strange and arcane debris, from comic strip parodies of my friends here, to a Nietzsche FAQ I did in college (which features a hilarious picture of Goofy as a Nazi), to a fake biography I did for my Vampire character, Perceval Cecil, in college. If nothing else, there are pictures of my friends and of me in foreign countries to amuse you. And don't forget to sign the guestbook before you leave!